fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

cunt3r-parts:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

It’s so cute

cunt3r-parts:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

It’s so cute

unsexual:

is it wrong to be in love with an electric car

irreneadlers:

Earth’s mightiest heroes

mr-radical:

sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”

unheard-of-silence:

wherever I go trouble seems to follow

witchchad:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

witchchad:

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

image

HO L YSH IT

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

lucifersblognow:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE MY WATERFALL

BECAUSE IT SUCKS DICK

rneerkat:

bewbin:

rneerkat:

donuts + running = no

then do nut run 

thats being glazy

princeowl:

if this internet prohibition shit ends up happening yall can catch me in the woods makin wifi moonshine